What’s the first thing you notice in a woman? Okay, there’s nobody around, you can say it out loud. B-r-e-a-s-t-s, yes! welcomenri.com brings to you the best racks in Bollywood, ‘hand-picked’ by us!
1. Sunny Leone
Thanks to her entry into Bollywood, we no longer have to hide her CDs from our girls, the ones we’ve been collecting since years. Watching Sunny Leone shove ‘em into the 70mm screen is the best feeling ever!
2. Lara Dutta
This former Miss Universe was looking very firm and supple in ‘Blue’ – and we are not talking about her body in general either. Neither a tease, nor a prude – Dutta commands attention if and when she does decide to flaunt her goods.
3. Bipasha Basu
Every time this dusky beauty appears on screen, she uninhibitedly lets us steal a glance at those twins and leaves us asking for more. What would the fantasy world be like without Bips?
4. Mallika Sherawat
They caught our attention in ‘Khwahish’, and a decade later we still have our own khwahish-es about this sultry siren.
5. Jacqueline Fernandes
This leggy lass knows well how to tease her men with a sensuous sway, a slow and gentle heaving followed by an occasional thrusting jiggle, all in a single moment! We’ve never loved a woman dancing more!
6. Deepika Padukone
Whether covered by the bikini top in ‘Cocktail’ or the choli in ‘Goliyon Ka Rasleela: Ram Leela’ – Deepika’s assets charm men all over India every time she appears onscreen.
7. Katrina Kaif
Sinking low, pressing ‘em against the floor, she goes ‘Zara Zara Touch Me’ while you blame Abbas-Mustan for not making the film in 3D.
8. Priyanka Chopra
The epitome of proportion, PC’s twins are just as shapely as the rest of her. No wonder this ‘exotic’ ‘desi girl’ is media’s darling!
9. Shilpa Shetty
Donning a bikini that became one with her skin, leaving only little to the imagination, she left the whole theatre screaming, ‘Shut up, just bounce’!
10. Chitrangada Singh
This ‘Desi Boyz’ actress’ well-defined cheekbones go perfectly well with her equally defined cans. Lucky man, Jyoti Randhawa!
11. Poonam Pandey
Size does matter, and Poonam proves it right. While we may not clearly remember her face, we can surely differentiate her knockers from amongst a thousand others.
12. Amisha Patel
Ditzy roles or superhot intelligence in her movies, Amisha Patel’s hooters probably make a better point to us guys. No offence.
13. Sherlyn Chopra
Usually actions speak louder than words. In Sherlyn’s case, her pair talk the loudest. Outrageously big and equally limber, Sherlyn’s babies are simply drool-worthy.
14. Neha Dhupia
Too bad Neha Dhupia’s career has not been as hot as her knockers. God knows we could have done with a few more Julies!
15. Ayesha Takia
You just cannot get enough of Ayesha Takia. Trapping those beauties inside clothes is just unfair to man-kind.
16. Elli Avram
Bazooka alert! ‘Mickey Virus’ actress Elli Avram’s entry in Bollywood could just be the next best thing for all of you who appreciate beauty.
17. Malaika Arora Khan
Now don’t we love women who flaunt all that they’ve got! We’ve seen her wiggle and waggle her assets in several songs but we just cannot get enough of it.
18. Sophie Chaudhry
Good things come in small packages – and that is what petite Sophie Chaudhry is all about! Who can forget the item number ‘Bad Boy’ from the movie ‘Pyaar Ke Side Effects’ in all her soapy goodness?
19. Dimple Kapadia
Can anybody forget those treats waiting to pop out of the skimpy red bikini in the film ‘Bobby’?
20. Urmila Matondkar
We did not even realize when Urmila Matondkar went from young to old – but someone must have forgotten to tell her girls that. Not that we are complaining.
21. Amrita Arora
She can’t act but her gazongas surely can! If breasts could bag roles, she’d be a superstar today!
22. Yana Gupta
We miss the exotic Czech beauty in Bollywood movies nowadays. We miss the perfection that we witnessed in ‘Bijli Giri’ (‘Dum’) and ‘Oh! What a Babe!’ (‘Rakht’). We miss Yana too, of course.
23. Bruna Abdullah
Never shying away from introducing her lady lumps to the whole wide world, this girl is a regular visitor in our fantasy land.
24. Zeenat Aman
They don’t make them like Zeenat Aman anymore - raw earthy sensuality with none of that cosmetic surgery nonsense. What you see is what you get – and we like what we see!
25. Veena Malik
She is getting bigger by each passing day. Can someone let us know when her hooters have ‘swayamvars’ of their own?
26. Maryam Zakaria
If anything, ‘Grand Masti’ gave us half a dozen hot women to daydream about. And Maryam Zakaria, in her red bodyfit dress, was one voluptuous goddess we pledge our devotion to.
27. Kainaat Arora
As the famous dialogue from ‘Grand Masti’ goes, she has left a thousand men waiting to visit her ‘doodh ki factories’.
28. Zarine Khan
This busty bombshell made a royal debut in Bollywood as a princess in ‘Veer’ – and while she might not be an outstanding actress, we do wish to see ‘more’ of her in coming movies.
29. Koena Mitra
She may have gotten the rhinoplasty wrong but thank god, she chose the right surgeon to treat those once-little funbags!
30. Riya Sen
They say that Riya Sen’s eyes are her most attractive feature. They missed the mark by at least six inches northwards, dude!