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First night! Ooh, the words bring up excitement, giggles, raised eyebrows and images of lots of shy, fun sex. But unfortunately, most often than not, sex doesn't happen at all! So then, what exactly does happen during the much hyped first night?

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Indian weddings are longggg. Add the heavy dresses, jewellery and all that back-bending for 'aashirwad', and the couples are just ready to fall into bed and die.

1. Talking

Finally! You're married to the one person you couldn't wait to be with. Many couples spend the night just cuddling up to each other and talking all about the wedding.

2. Honeymoon Packing

One event done, the other just about to begin. Couples not only have to pack in all the last minute stuff but also cross-check hotel bookings and destinations.

3. Taking a Long Bath

The trend to book 5-star hotel suites for the first night is on the rise and the couples just make the most of it by ordering in, popping some champagne and taking a never-ending soak in the bathtub. Pssst: This is often followed by some sex...

4. Resisting Pranks

Most Couples are actually quite irritated with pranks played by friends on their wedding night. Friends think up the most ridiculous pranks and the poor couple just spends the night sorting things out.

5. Opening Gifts

Oh yes! Some of them just can't wait to rip open those amazing looking gifts. And then scream when they discover it's a pressure cooker.

6. Bitching

Don't be shocked. Many couples spend the night discussing just how horrible the relatives were and how they never even got to taste the wedding food...

7. Undressing

If you're ever seen a bride get dressed for her big-day up close, you'll realise the sort of mess her hair and face will be in. Some unfortunate couples spend the entire night in just removing hairpins and cleaning the bride's hair of hairspray. And that's as far as it goes.

8. Family Games

Right after a marriage ends, in India especially, the house is still full of relatives. Chances are, more often than not, the couple doesn't get any alone time and spends the night playing games like 'find the ring' with the family members,

9. Dream about Sex

It's not happening guys. Just hope it happens the morning after!